Ted Kennedy has finally died

Mourned by media far and wide

All television sets are crying

Proclaim this Dog to be a Lion

He claimed to wear his brother’s crown

And defended a woman’s right to drown

Let us mourn, Let teardrops flow

And never mention Mary Jo

I’m Obama, I’m the Prez

There is genius in what I sez

My phrasey-ology is phat

I’m the Prez cause I’m all dat

You can’t outsmart me, don’t disrupt

My policies got you wee weed up!

Listen up American, listen up people

Spy on your neighbors, peep in a peephole

Give us the names of those who oppose us

Those who don’t like us, and those who might loathe us

Obama needs help with his enemy list

The names of everyone who gives him a dis

Do it for our Leader, a lawyer named Barry

We need you to sing just like a canary

Turn in your family, rat on your friends

He can justify the means, he can justify the ends

You can’t trust anyone who don’t love Obama

Snitch on your daddy, Snitch on yo’ mamma

Obama had a beer summit

The beer was freely pouring

Like his bail out of the bankers

He only served the foreign

A beer to heal our souls and thirst

A moment that is teachable

There is no record of this birth

A moment that’s impeachable

The government wants your clunker

Your jalopy and total wreck

They can print any amount of money

To cover the government check

Castro and Obama

Like minds think together

They agree Honduras must be

A haven for dictators

The government wants to tax your fizz

What you drink is government biz

Be it root beer or soda pop

They’ll take their cut right off the top

We once rejected a tax on tea

When we believed in liberty

Let all tyrants die and choke

In Boston harbor dump the coke

Barbara Boxer’s wound up tight

Unflinching and unbending

But when the Black folk come in sight

She’s over condescending

Barbara Boxer she is classy

Just don’t call her mame

She don’t like Black folk who are sassy

They must scrape and kiss her hand

If any Black folk speak their mind

With thinking independent

Her liberalism turns unkind

You best had better end it

Black folk better know there places

And bite their upper lip

Don’tcha dare leave the democrat’s plantation

And expose a hypocrite

How dare private citizens use aviation

When you are called before Congress, you better know your station

You better beg and grovel, and bow down at our feet

We are the Congress, a body elite

We might be elected, but we own the full seat

We will never allow, without congressional vetting

CEO’s and their private jetting

At private corporations we will never stop screaming

At taxpayer expense we’ll do our own Gulf Streaming

The Dems are seeking taxes

In many different places

As in services cosmetic

As in the lifting of the faces

If you desire transplants

Instead of getting a rug

The IRS will do its best

To charge you by the plug

The Democrats need money

Taxes are going up

So if you get a boob job

There’s a tax-rate by the cup

The Dems demand their pound of flesh

In the trimming of the noses

And there’s a value added tax

In attaching lypo hoses

In removing your love-handles

The waist tax really pinches

But to have a penile enlargement

Will raise your tax by inches

I heard the President give a speech

His words were as smooth as butter

But then his rhetoric overreached

He began to stammer and stutter

Alot of himms and humms and ahhs

And nervous staccato laughter

Each sentence was lacking a dependent clause

He paused as to think what comes after

His flash of composure was quickly regained

He spoke on without any glitches

It was then that I knew that Obama’s brain

Was controlled by his Teleprompt switches

Of Sotomayor we stand in awe

Her rulings have never followed the law

The media plays her noble back-story

Skin color for her is a category

She believes in E Pluribus Division

Race has colored her every decision

She divides Americans into types and classes

That is how liberals control the masses

Her statements on their very face is

The opinions of a blatant racist

She smarter than anyone who’s been

Of the opposite sex or lighter skin

Every case that she has tried

Hillary Clinton broke her arm

Her elbow at the jointment

She didn’t wait in the waiting room

She didn’t need an appointment

She got the very best of care

A perk of wealth and power

She didn’t have to wait a year

She didn’t wait an hour

Her elbow it is working great

It swings so smooth and hingey

When Care is paid for  by the State

The service will be stingy